When the Mekon’s spaceship landed in Port Talbot, UK, and an alien emerged in a tailored suit, wearing a bush hat with corks dangling from the brim, steelworkers in high visibility clothing watched on in awe.
“Are you real? I mean, we’re not imagining you, are we?”
“I’m real enough,” replied the alien.
“You speak English, earth person?”
“Yes, I’m Sajid Javid, the Business Secretary.”
“Get him, lads!”
Well, perhaps they might have changed their minds on Mr Javid’s commitment to…More about the latest issue